"What?" you ask, "This is not what your promised! This is not food porn!"
"ah yes, but maybe we can see it that way. The sun and trees and nature is food for the soul, after all!" I tell you, hopefully.
"But I want to drink green beer today and eat onion rings and participate in general debauchery..." You say this with your face turned sideways, as you stare longingly at the nearest tavern where committed drunks have already gathered for the morning.
"Yes, but you'll pay for that tomorrow. And beer should not be green. Rejoice in the day that is given to you and take every opportunity to breathe deeply, act with purpose and spread joy."
I smile.
You tell me I sound evangelical.
I am ok with this, as fanaticism fits so well with the midwest.
Take the time to enjoy this food porn, whether you are spending the day in the bar or behind a desk or watching screaming children with festive green boogers.
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